I’m just going to say.
If you had a masked murderer in your midst.
Dropping chandeliers, hanging stagehands, stealing sopranos.
Throwing a masked ball is a pretty gutsy move.
"Make sure she’s safe."
Now to most people, this is probably a really cute scene. Like “oh look at that’s so cute look at him he’s so caring and nervous and wow that’s adorable”. Nopedynopenopenope. This is actually a tragic scene, no matter how adorable it looks. Because we finally see one of Kristoff’s main characteristics throughout the movie.
He’s not enough.
He’s not enough to stay with Anna because he’s just a commoner and she’s a princess.
He’s not enough to save her because she has a fiance at the castle who is waiting for her and he’s probably perfect and he’s going to save everything.
And he’s not enough to just warm her up because he has barely communicated with a human before her so he uses a fire instead.
Throughout the whole movie, Kristoff backs away from Anna because he thinks she doesn’t need him. He thinks that there is always going to be someone better. He’s lived his life all alone because he thought that humans didn’t need him, didn’t want him.
That is until he sees that blizzard because even if she doesn’t need him, he definitely needs her.
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
this whole post is full of cute omg
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.
There is LITERALLY no difference.
Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.
That’s just how it works.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment.
There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision.
It’s pretty simple:
Picture 1 scenario:
"Hi can I have a muffin?"
"Hi can I have a muffin?"
"WELL FUCK YOU YOU SLUT, I DESERVE THAT MUFFIN, I ASKED NICELY, WHY DOES NO GIRL GIVE ME FUCKING MUFFINS. GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW SUPERFICIAL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WONT GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MUFFIN."
little-missandry is on a roll with their stupidity tonight
With that URL, I’m not surprised she’s so mad
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Ten Chick Flick Cliches
Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???
NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT
I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.
the sliding down the wall crying part oh my godSaving to watch later.